My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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