this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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