Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
