Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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