I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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