and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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