Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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