How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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