We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize