Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
