Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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