I want to have your abortion
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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