i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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