ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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