Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
