It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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