brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Randomize
