If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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