we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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