The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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