And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
