He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
home. puking in laundry basket.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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