Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He kissed a someone with a penis
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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