i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
