Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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