I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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