Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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