Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Holy shit dude........stairs
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