nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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