Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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