They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Congratulations! We have a period
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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