Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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