Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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