Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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