So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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