Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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