I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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