i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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