Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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