I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize
