hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Terrible idea I love it
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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