So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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