this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
