Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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