My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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