North Korea, Best Korea!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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