You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Randomize
