How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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