The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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