there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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