North Korea, Best Korea!
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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