Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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