it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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