normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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