Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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