she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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