it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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